Odd Haus! Isn't he darling? I just don't know why everyone is so afraid of him! Maybe the small print on Odd Haus's listing will fill us in:
"Everyone's favorite Elder God is here! Cthulhu only rises once in a great while when the planets are right, but now you can have him year round in your very own home. Just be careful, we all know how "maddening" he can be sometimes
Not only is he cute, green, and plushy, but his tentacles are fully pose-able too!"