Friday, April 10, 2015
I'm afraid I do not have the words necessary to capture and convey the sheer magnificence of MONSTERUMI's Seymour Seychelles! This time however, I don't not believe the problem lies in my poor writing! This time I believe it is because the words have not yet been invented that can describe the majesty! If you, on the other hand, do feel that the proper words exist, please feel free to utilize them to school me in the comments section!
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Uh oh! Chomp the hungry monster may have gotten himself in some trouble this time, tummy trouble that is! I asked the proprietor of Vivikas if this is normal for him, and what she recommends, and here is what she had to say:
"Chomp is usually pretty hungry. As you can see, he eats whatever he likes, and I don't mean whatever food he likes... I mean WHATEVER he likes. So please, if you take him home, be careful not to let him like you too much. My advice is to be pleasant and friendly, but not too likable..."
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Friday, April 3, 2015
As you know, we here at iolm LOVE our Fugglers! We are slightly obsessed with them and have sent one to every person we know and love. Sadly, Mrs.McGettricks Fuggler Emporium is currently all out of Fugglers (They will be back!) but while you wait we just wanted to let you know there is still some Fuggler paraphernalia (necklaces, coffee mugs and t-shirts) available at Cathairandteeth to tide you over! AND if you are looking to jazz up your car, the necklace might make a great key-chain or rear-view mirror charm as well! The valet will be impressed!
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Stuffed Silly has some new, smaller creatures for those of you (like me!) who may be running out of room in your home, or for those of you who want to feed all your creatures an organic diet (gets pretty expensive for the big monsters!) Luckily, most of the creatures we feature here live on air and hugs and by eating the bad moods and bad dreams of their owners! That said, they will not turn down a nice grass-fed steak if offered!
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Your cat told me to tell you that you need to purchase this stunning cat cave from Absurd Giraffe for him. Oh, and once you've done that, he said to tell you that you can get yourself a phone case or whatever, if you have already bought the cat food for the month!