We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this urgent Zombie Alert!
As you know, ionlylikemonsters is a proud member of the national Zombie Alert Network (ZAN), and as such, we are privy to many "early warning" Zombie Alerts. While many of these reports turn out to be false alarms, when we come across what appear to be legitimate alerts from credible sources, it is our duty to pass the information on to you.
The latest warning came from our friends at Firebongo/Zombie Fortress, so we knew to take it seriously. Firebongo's missive contained a BOLO (Be On the Look Out) for two particularly dangerous Zombies: Jack-o-lantern ZOMbee, and Elsa the Zombie (who is dressed as the Bride of Frankenstein). These two Zombies have disguises that allow them to "blend in" during the Halloween season, losing you valuable get-away time. I have posted their pictures so you know what you are up against! Don't forget to report to Firebongo if you think you've seen them, or you need more detailed information. Good luck and Godspeed!