Our friends over at Hi Tree have a bat situation that's a bit of a sticky wicket, so we thought we'd try to help them out. Here, I'll let them tell you all about it:
"I am in the midst of a Felis Catus Chiroptera (kittybat) infestation. These creatures are SO RARE, you would almost never see them in the wild. It seems they are attracted to my cookies. I keep finding them hiding out in the pantry together. They have completely taken over my house. Hanging from light fixtures, book shelves, plants, EVERYTHING. They have eaten all of my cookies.
I need your help, PLEASE adopt one! They are very good at cuddling. Who doesn't like to cuddle? These creatures are large, measuring 33 inches in length with a wingspan of 21 inches. Don't be afraid of their size, they are very sweet."