"We here at Squirrel Momma Genetic Research are proud of our innovations in the field of animal mutation, and are especially pleased with this cross between the snow leopard ("Panthera Uncia") and the common fantail goldfish (no latin name, but we called our DNA donor "Mr. Floaty"). This splendidly marked specimen, which was crafted with my own little squirrel paws by needle felting wool for countless hours, is 9 inches (23 cm) long and 5 inches (12.5 cm) tall up to the tippity top of his dorsal fin. He will arrive on your doorstep in the prime of health and through the miracle of modern science will need no fishbowl to keep him happy!"
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