"This is Frick and he is mad because he has to wait for Halloween. He carries his mask everywhere he goes just in case there is a chance for a quick fright. His eyes are a bit red from his disappointment but don't let that fool you. He is still a fearless creature who could strike fear in the heart of any child. Maybe he would have better luck in your neighborhood if you could give him a chance and a place to stay."
Well, I'm sold! What about you?