Drunk Retired Russian Circus Bears from Yermits! These guys are so awesome that once again I find it necessary to quote from the shop description. So here you go, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
"He comes with only one bad habit - the habit of all drunk bears, the daemon liquor. Just leave the bottles with him and he'll be fine. He doesn't move around a lot or require a great deal of maintenance. Once, he was a Great Bear - part of the Famous Biercheski Brothers Flying Acrobatic Circus Troupe. He was In Demand wherever he went. Now, he is content to remember those times. He comes dressed in a cozy dark brown wool sweater vest with a tourquoise patterned shirt and greyish black pants. He will arrive with 2 fabric bottles of alcohol that fit neatly into, or out of, his vest pockets."